Home and Family, Ememe
Ebe a na-na February 23 na-akpa ọchị. Iduziri a ezumike Day nke Ọnọ nke nna
February 23 - a ezumike, nke na-eme ememe site niile afọ edemede nke ụmụ amaala. Na niile itieutom, ụlọ akwụkwọ, na ọbụna kindergartens kwadebe Ekele ugbu a na-eme n'ọdịnihu na-agbachitere nke motherland. Mgbe a nkịtị mmewere bụ ezumike Mpaghara na 23 February (na-akpa ọchị). E nwere ọtụtụ nhọrọ maka ha arụmọrụ, isi ihe na egwuregwu sonyere bụ ezi obi.
Ọnọ na Day - ẹkenịmde ke akwụkwọ
N'etiti ọtụtụ ememe February 23, na-ezo aka otu n'ime ndị kasị ewu ewu na ụlọ akwụkwọ. N'ihi na ụmụ agbọghọ a ụbọchị - otu oge ikele ụmụ okorobịa ha, otu ugboro ọzọ ngosi ha talent na-abụ abụ na-agba egwú n'oge ememe. The ụmụ nwoke na-, e nwere ohere na-eche na n'ezie agbachitere na otu ugboro ọzọ na-eche na nganga maka ha bụ ndị siri ike na mmekọahụ.
Nhọrọ maka akwụkwọ ezumike February 23 nke ukwuu, ma na edemede na-emekarị gụnyere:
- asọmpi;
- poems;
- Song;
- egwú;
- Mpaghara na February 23 (na-akpa ọchị).
Ọzọkwa na-ejide ezumike-agaghị ekwe omume na-enweghị themed. On a ụbọchị, na-emepụta a mgbidi akwụkwọ akụkọ, nke na-achọ mgbakọ. Bọọlụ, mpe mpe akwa, akwụkwọ ịma ọkwa, songs of agha afọ - niile àgwà fun jupụtara eme.
Otú ọ dị, na-enweghị ezumike ga-abụ ihe ọ bụla ọṅụ - a dịgasị iche iche nke Mpaghara na mkpa isiokwu.
Scene "Education na Army"
Scene na February 23 na ụlọ akwụkwọ nwere ike-etinye na isiokwu nke ndị agha.
Eme ihe nkiri: agha, sagenti, onyeisi, onyeisi bụ onyeisi nwunye.
Ensign, agafe n'ogige ndị agha, a agha na-ahụ, na-eme push-acha ọkụ. N'elu ya bụ a sagenti, si omume. Ensign na-abịakwute ya na-ekwu, sị:
- onye otu sagenti, ihe ụdị iji ike emegbu mmadụ na omume? Ị na-echeta na ọ na nso nso a ka onye agha? Bịa na, ngwa ngwa, na-akwụsị na-agha ụgha! Na otu, na abụọ, na atọ ...
Sagenti amalite ngwa ngwa push-acha ọkụ, Ensign guzo n'elu ya, sị. N'oge a n'ogige ahụ na-abịa na onyeisi, nke huru idaha.
Captain: Ya mere! Bịa ngwa ngwa ikwu na ihe ị na-eme n'ebe a!
Ensign, egwu: onye otu Captain ...
Ma nke ahụ adịghị ekwe ka ya rụchaa: m maara, m maara na ị nasochinyali m now! Ọfọn, juu, na-akwụsị na-agha ụgha na-! Na otu, na abụọ, na atọ ...
Na ebe a na-abịa na onyeisi nwunye, na-ahụ ndị ikom na ndị wring si onyeisi, guzo ha.
Iyatesịt: Ya mere na nke ahụ bụ otú! Ị gaghị ahụ na ulo, nwa ogologo-echefu nna anya! Ọ ga-adị mma na-akpata ego, na ihe ị na-eme? Ị na-echeta na i nwere ezinụlọ, a nwa?
Captain: Ọfọn, m ... Mgbe a agha a zụlitere.
Nwunye ji iwe nara: M mean'll-esi na gị ọzụzụ! Ngwa ngwa were na-emesi ike na-agha ụgha! Na ọzọ! Na abụọ! Na atọ!
Captain ekweghiekwe erube na-amalite ime push-acha ọkụ.
Funny skits banyere burukwa na Internet
Scene maka ụmụaka na February 23 kwesịrị bụchaghị-atụle naanị ụmụ agbọghọ. Atụ na-akpa ọchị arụmọrụ na òkè nke naanị otu nwata nwoke na-dị n'okpuru.
On ogbo bụ a akwụkwọ sekọndrị na tebụl. Na table bụ a akwụkwọ n'aka-ya ekwentị, nke o kwuru okwu ofụri Mpaghara. Na nke a, a otu nwoke egwuregwu.
- Hello! Amaghị m, m kere a mkpakọrịta nwoke na nwaanyị na saịtị, ma ihe ọ dịghị onye dere ya ... Olee otú m tinye onwe m? Na otú? Na, ọma, m tinye a foto Tarzan ma dee na m ike, mma azụ.
Rụrụ ụfọdụ aghụghọ na a na kọmputa.
- All m mere. Oh, onye bịara. Ọ na-ekwu na Paris Hilton, awade ịbịa. M mmadụ, ugbu a, m ga-asị na m na-amasị ya, kwa.
Ngwa ngwa na-ebipụta ihe.
- achọ ịma! Ọ na-ajụ ya mere ọtụtụ emehie na m nwere na Russian. Ma ihe m na-enwe na Russian, ị maara. Ebe a na-na America ... Oh, na-eche, onye ọzọ dere.
Lee anya na ihuenyo na-aga n'ihu:
- Girl dere. Ọ na-ekwu na m nwere ihe na-arịa ọrịa ụfọdụ maka muscular mma. Gịnị bụ na-akpali, ọ na-adịghị amasị Tarzan. Oh ọma, anaghị chọrọ, na-adịghị. M nwere a ozi ... ebe a bụ agha nke ụfọdụ ụdị, ma ọ chọrọ matakwuo?
Ọ na-eme ka a egwu na ihu, na-achọ na ihuenyo:
- Oh, m ... Nke a na-si n'ọrụ ụlọ ọrụ, ide ihe, na-echere m na mmiri. Chaị, na ebe a na m hụrụ. Ọ dịghị mgbe m chere na m ga-esi a òkù na a mkpakọrịta nwoke na nwaanyị na saịtị.
Iwe doo ogbo.
Scene na February 23 n'ụlọ akwụkwọ
Ilya Muromets adade ke ogbo, yi a ekike agha. Iji ya abịa Dragon. Ọzọkwa, e nwere a kwuo:
- Ilya, ị mara na anyị, ndị nke nwoke, ugbu a na-eme ememe February 23?
- Ị, Dragon, adịghị emegharị. The eyen anyị ị na m - nwoke. M nwere iji chebe nna.
- Hey, Nitsche, ma ọ bụrụ na m ga na-eguzo na gị ebe a, kwa pozaschischayu?
- Oh na-eche, dị nnọọ jụụ, enyero ya chatter.
- A Nke bụ otú jụụ, ebe ndị iro? Ma eleghị anya, ọ ga-akpọ onwe ha? Ọnụ, anyị dị ndụ iji nagide ha.
- Ị na-na na a nzuzu, Zmeyushka. Iro, ha na-abịa na ha onwe ha.
- M na-ahụ ... Na ị maara, Ilya, m ugbu a na-eri ihe kabeeji, ghọrọ onye anaghị eri anụ ... Ya mere a ga-enweghị onye na-aga obodo, n'ebe na-ete egwú ụmụ agbọghọ ...
- m lụrụ, m nwere ike ọ bụghị ...
- Ọ bụ ihe nwute ... Oh, lee, onye na-agba ọsọ, onye iro ikekwe?
- nah, ọ odinnadtsatiklassnitsy akwụkwọ ụmụ nwoke na-agba ọsọ ha ekele na-ezumike.
- Ndo, ma m n'ezie dị njikere ... Oh, lee n'ebe ahụ, dị nnọọ iro, na agba? Nke ọgụ!
- Nke a bụ otu ụzọ n'ụzọ iri ọkwa gbaara ọsọ ikele.
- Ilya, na ebe niile na-agba ọsọ, ma eleghị anya anyị ga-aga?
- egwu na ha akwụkwọ, na m na-ebu ozi.
- Oh, ọma, mgbe ahụ ị na-eche, na-eche, na Aga m ...
Ọ na-amalite na-eji nwayọọ kwado pụọ, na-enwe olileanya na Ilya Muromets-aga ya.
- Ị na-ahụ m na e nwere, agwọ, na-enweghị ịtụnanya. Oh, smska bịara ezumike aha bụ ... Gịnị ka anyị pụrụ ime, anyị ga-aga. Ugbu a, m na-ruo na ị gaghị eri onye ọ bụla.
Ilya mma na nkụda mmụọ Dragon aga tinyere idaha.
Ọ bụrụ na ị chọrọ a idaha na February 23 n'ihi na ụmụ nwoke na-ọbụna funnier na-egwu na-ụmụ agbọghọ yi uwe na-abịa na suut.
Funny okwu on February 23 n'ihi na ndị okenye
Ebe a na-na February 23 (na-akpa ọchị) dị mkpa ọ bụghị nanị n'ihi na ụlọ akwụkwọ. Onye ọ bụla na alụmdi mara mma ọkara nke otu na-akwadebe maka ekele nke ndị ọrụ ibe ya n'ihi na nke a magburu onwe ezumike. Iji jide omume dị ukwuu dị ka o kwere omume iji nyere fun idaha na February 23 n'ihi na a ụlọọrụ party.
Isi ọrụ a mmepụta bụ nke nna ya ukwu, onye na-kwupụtara site na ịza ajụjụ ọ bụla so na.
- Ma ugbu a ikele ndikom-ya gaa na a ezumike n'ihi na ndị inyom, ndị agha nke anyị ụlọ ọrụ!
The mbụ na-abịarute ebe ahụ bụ Queen nke ubi - na bipu. Ya isi uru bụ ogologo ụkwụ, nke na-anapụ onye iro nke mkpebisi, nke mere na bipu-enweta nkwanye a ngwa na mfe mmeri.
(Bipu ejiji nwere ike ọ bụla, dị ka ogologo dị ka o yi a Obere uwe na akpụkpọ ụkwụ na ukwuu elu ọba ụkwụ).
- Next-abịa n'ime play Marines! Ọ na-arụ ọrụ dokwara ọma na ala na na mmiri, nke mere na ya bara uru bụ nnọọ bukwanu manpower.
(Nke a na-agwa ga-a uwe eji egwu mmiri na ndị ọzọ na mmiri àgwà: flippers, mkpu mmiri n'okpuru osimiri iko).
- Anyị si ikuku desantnits nnọchiteanya J.Randall nkewa. A-acha anụnụ anụnụ berets karịrị otu ugboro ụjọ na onye-iro, ụjọ bịa ya uche. Ndị a mara ladies - anyị ike kacha ike ngwá agha megide onye iro.
(On nnọchiteanya airborne agha kwesịrị -acha anụnụ anụnụ beret, arọ agha akpụkpọ ụkwụ na abụọ angel nku n'azụ ya na ihu ya -. War agba na-achọsi ike na nke a mara na-egwuri petite blond girl.).
- N'ihi na-esonụ ladies anyị nwere ike na-ehi ụra soundly, ebe ọ maara na ha na-eche na ala nke anyị motherland. Mmadụ Bịa ka nnọchiteanya nke ókè-ala agha!
(Nnọọ obere uwe, arọ agha akpụkpọ ụkwụ na okpu - a ụzọ nnọchiteanya nke ókè-eche ha nche, ọ ga-sere toy obere obere nkịta na a leash.).
- Na, n'ikpeazụ, mgbe ọgwụgwụ nke anyị Nme - oké ogbunigwe! Nke a bụ anyị ikpeazụ resotu megide onye iro nke dara ya na ikpere na mere hụrụ ya. Imeri!
(Ọ amama nwa agbọghọ na ya obi na e dere efere "Mmekọahụ Bomb". Yi na e sijiri ya ndị ezi uche, ma na chawapụrụ na bolder mma).
- Ezigbo ikom! Isonyere anyị n'ohu, ka anyị na-arụ ọrụ ọnụ iji chebe motherland! Họrọ ndị agha ahụ chọrọ ife na-abịa ha a spokeswoman maka ndekọ.
Ndị dị otú ahụ na-akpa ọchị skits na February 23 ga-icho mma ọ bụla ezumike na ga-kacha mma onyinye maka ndị ikom.
Obere-idaha "Agrippina"
ememe nke script adịghị ga-agụnye ogologo Mpaghara na-achọ a mgbagwoju ọnọdụ. A ebube na anya gị ibe ga-aghọ a Obere-skits na February 23. Ha iso nke obere mkparịta ụka na-anaghị achọ ogologo nkwadebe.
On ogbo e nwere ọtụtụ ndị agha donning uniforms. Ọ Isonye onye anwale gia ọsọ. Ọchịagha, na-agafe na akara, lee obere nwa okorobịa na-mmiri riri na a greatcoat. E kwesịkwara a egwu ajụjụ a:
- Gịnị bụ aha gị?
Soldier egwu ogbi, nkịtị. The ọchịagha, ọbụna ihe iwe:
- m na-arịọ gị, olee otú na-akpọ gị na nne gị!
Soldier ụjọ:
-Agrippina.
Military kara
Ebe a na-na February 23 n'ihi na ndị okenye mgbe niile kwesịrị ịbụ na-akpa ọchị. Ka ihe atụ, njakịrị banyere agha dị ka ihe niile ndị na-adịghị efe, na mbụ agha.
On ogbo a soja ole na ole. Ha na-eche ihu isi, na-esote na ọchi-agha. Isi na-ezo aka mejupụtara:
-Comrade, n'oge mgbụsị akwụkwọ abịaworị, na osisi ndị ka na green. Ya mere, ị na-aga si n'ebe, Gbapụtanụ green epupụta na-acha odo odo tie. Igosi!
Mkpughe epupụta. Captain, na-achọ obi ụtọ na-esonụ:
- Kpomkwem crazy ... ekekọta, nātọpu ... Rota, ege m iwu! Efehe aka nkwakọba, na-acha odo odo agba na-arụ ọrụ!
Osisi banyere uwe ojii
Ebe a na-na February 23 n'ihi na ndị okenye na pụrụ ịbụ a uwe ojii isiokwu. Mgbe niile, na ha na-mgbe niile na nche anyị ike.
On ogbo, na tebụl na nke na-anọdụ na nchọpụta na-enyo enyo.
Investigator: Ọfọn, ugbu a, anyị ga-mkpịsị aka gị (mkpịsị aka dunks na-enyo enyo na agba). Wee pịa ha ebe a (na-ewepụta na a mpempe akwụkwọ). Ugbu a ebe a (obibi ogwe), ebe a (mma) na ebe a (igodo). Nke ahụ bụ ezi ihe!
Na-enyo enyo: N'ihi ya, m nwere ike ịbụ free?
Nchọpụta: Ọ bụ eleghi anya.
Scene "Police n'ọhịa"
On ogbo, a ihuenyo na onyinyo nke oké ọhịa. Next abụọ uwe ojii. Ụda na-esonụ dialog.
- Ndopuyo, mgbe ihe. Naanị nnụnụ na-abụ abụ. Site n'ụzọ, onye bụ nke a Woodpecker?
- Ee e, Ikwiikwii!
- Oh, ihe a n'abalị ikwiikwii. Grouse.
- Ee, ihe bụ grouse?
- Ọfọn, bụ onye?
- Ọfọn, nke a bụ na ọ .. Ah, ebe a! Capercaillie!
Ọ doo a na ihuenyo n'azụ ya ụgha a nwoke.
- Oh, m gwara gị, grouse! Anyị ụgbọ mmiri ya.
Scene "Ndị mmadụ na-hysterical"
Ebe a na-na February 23 ndị inyom na-enyere otu ugboro ọzọ na-egosi ndị mmadụ otú ha na-kpọrọ, hụrụ n'anya, na ọtụtụ ihe, na-aghọta.
The na di na-anọdụ na oche, na-ekiri TV. Malite na nwunye.
Di: m mkpa a ọhụrụ uwe elu!
Nwunye: N'ihi gịnị?
Di: Ma ị na-ahụ, dị ka m na-anọdụ!
Nwunye: Ọfọn, uwe elu ...
Di: uwe elu? Ị na-akpọ uwe elu a? Vaughn, Max nke 34 nwunye zụtara a uwe elu, nke ahụ bụ ihe m na-aghọta, na uwe elu! Na ọhụrụ traụza, n'agbanyeghị! Na m? M na-adịghị ọbụna na-ihe!
Nwunye: Ma, mmanụ aṅụ, na m nwere ike ọ bụghị ugbu a ...
Di: Oh, nke ọma, ee? M maara na ị na-ahụ m n'anya! All nri, ezuru! M na-aga na Pope!
ọgwụgwụ
N'ezie, ihe ndị na 23 February (na-akpa ọchị) mgbe niile ime nwoke ọkara nke ọ bụla afọ.
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